I went to see twilight tonight.
Okay so I haven’t seen the first two, so that may have slightly affected my opinion on the matter but, still, it was fucking shit.
I hate to break it to you girls but Edward Cullen is a vampire, therefore he does not have a blood flow, therefore he cannot get an erection, therefore he cannot have sex.
Best twilight review i’ve ever read.
classic
Posted on Wednesday July 14th
About me
Hai. Im Florence (Flo/Flosif/FloRida/Bitchwhore) Music is my life, eventually i want to be a producer, i'll do whatever it takes to do it. Im going to just kinda go with whatever i do, and fuck off regrets. Im 6ft and lanky as fuck, and it occasionally makes me angry. Most of the stuff i post is pointless and hilarious, 80% is reblog. deal with it. Peace and love x
oh yeah and i live near London, i have an opinion but am open minded to other peoples. to the bar?
