September 2010
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I LOVE Courtney Askew-Conti
Sep 12th
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July 2010
46 posts
Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
Slam Bake/Sam Blake drew blood
massive scratch down the inside of my thigh, the day before i go on holiday  Stinging like a bitch. 
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Jul 16th
NATALIE McDonald, who appears on page 159 of Harry...
missworld: pridenotprejudice: sassybroad: hayton: why J.K. rocks.
Jul 13th
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I went to see twilight tonight.
jonxmack: theresnoreturn: Okay so I haven’t seen the first two, so that may have slightly affected my opinion on the matter but, still, it was fucking shit. I hate to break it to you girls but Edward Cullen is a vampire, therefore he does not have a blood flow, therefore he cannot get an erection, therefore he cannot have sex. Best twilight review i’ve ever read. classic 
Jul 13th
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Jul 13th
i get turned on way too easily
Jul 13th
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Jul 13th
Tribute
what i meant to say was, i like the way you make me feel. We have a laugh but at the end of the day there is undeniable chemistry between us. If you wern’t out drinking with your mates id be with you, telling you all this instead of typing like a sadass. You make me laugh, smile, giggle and do my stupid cringe face. I am so comfortable with you.  Matthew don’t go changing. 
Jul 8th
If you break my heart, I will become a lesbian to...
onlyaniris: skullcandy: (via burningveins) pretty fair, in my opinion. Hahahaha :)
Jul 8th
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someone stole my knuckleduster
i took it off because its impossible to play piano with it on. and some pikey slut took it off the piano.  unbelievable hate. 
Jul 8th
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Jul 8th
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I wish 'Taylor Momsen' was slightly intresting and...
please please find something to wear that isnt black and ‘risque’ you have done it to death dear. She isn’t even incredibly talented.  Moan. But she does my head in. 
Jul 8th
Apparently it is mandatory i go to drama in the...
Hello Lie In. 
Jul 6th
Jul 6th
In 'Back to the Future', Doc sets clock in the...
planetariums: gulddina: raccoonology: young-n-reckless: sleeplessnightsemptythoughts:(via eatsomebrains) (via xxkenziex) OMG In honor of this I shall take my hover board out for a spin
Jul 5th
Just sitting here naked, before i grow old and get...
Jul 5th
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Jul 5th
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Fucksake, the sex education programme is wrong
suspence: stormbiscuit: suspence: giving grannies condoms n dildos and talking about sex. FUCKING HORRIBLE!!!! exactly! i dont need to know about 80 year olds having sex. also did you see the size of that chinese guys penis?! literally must suck so badly to be him. hahah no i turned it on after i seen your post, i wanted to see it and feel good about myself :P im just cracking up...
Jul 5th
I love things that seem impossible
Jul 5th
I may be I'll, but I will still walk around my...
Jul 2nd
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Look at that smile now
Jul 2nd
Oh baby
everytime, you take my breath away. I love it when you fight. 
Jul 2nd
“If we were to bump into each other again, where would you rather it be: A: In a...”
– Letter from Ex, Slow Brown Fireworks (via nevver)
Jul 2nd
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Jul 2nd
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Davina is such a babe.
Jul 2nd
Well i feel like shit on a stick
no way can i gig in the pub tomorrow… no matter now much i med myself up.
Jul 2nd
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Jul 2nd
301 notes
Throw your legs in the air and tell yourself...
Jul 2nd
Jul 2nd
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Today my trumpet teacher said "just blow it and it...
he meant the top notes of my register… (giggle)
Jul 1st
Why are you doubting me now?
Jul 1st
Jul 1st
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June 2010
67 posts
Jun 29th
Jun 29th
The one who creeps in corridoors and doesn't make...
Jun 29th