September 2010
1 post
I LOVE Courtney Askew-Conti
July 2010
46 posts
Slam Bake/Sam Blake drew blood
massive scratch down the inside of my thigh, the day before i go on holiday
Stinging like a bitch.
NATALIE McDonald, who appears on page 159 of Harry...
missworld:
pridenotprejudice:
sassybroad:
hayton:
why J.K. rocks.
I went to see twilight tonight.
jonxmack:
theresnoreturn:
Okay so I haven’t seen the first two, so that may have slightly affected my opinion on the matter but, still, it was fucking shit.
I hate to break it to you girls but Edward Cullen is a vampire, therefore he does not have a blood flow, therefore he cannot get an erection, therefore he cannot have sex.
Best twilight review i’ve ever read.
classic
i get turned on way too easily
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what i meant to say was, i like the way you make me feel. We have a laugh but at the end of the day there is undeniable chemistry between us. If you wern’t out drinking with your mates id be with you, telling you all this instead of typing like a sadass. You make me laugh, smile, giggle and do my stupid cringe face. I am so comfortable with you.
Matthew don’t go changing.
If you break my heart, I will become a lesbian to...
onlyaniris:
skullcandy:
(via burningveins)
pretty fair, in my opinion.
Hahahaha :)
someone stole my knuckleduster
i took it off because its impossible to play piano with it on.
and some pikey slut took it off the piano.
unbelievable hate.
I wish 'Taylor Momsen' was slightly intresting and...
please please find something to wear that isnt black and ‘risque’ you have done it to death dear. She isn’t even incredibly talented.
Moan. But she does my head in.
Apparently it is mandatory i go to drama in the...
Hello Lie In.
In 'Back to the Future', Doc sets clock in the...
planetariums:
gulddina:
raccoonology:
young-n-reckless:
sleeplessnightsemptythoughts:(via eatsomebrains)
(via xxkenziex)
OMG
In honor of this I shall take my hover board out for a spin
Just sitting here naked, before i grow old and get...
Fucksake, the sex education programme is wrong
suspence:
stormbiscuit:
suspence:
giving grannies condoms n dildos and talking about sex.
FUCKING HORRIBLE!!!!
exactly! i dont need to know about 80 year olds having sex.
also did you see the size of that chinese guys penis?! literally must suck so badly to be him.
hahah no i turned it on after i seen your post, i wanted to see it and feel good about myself :P
im just cracking up...
I love things that seem impossible
I may be I'll, but I will still walk around my...
Look at that smile now
Oh baby
everytime, you take my breath away. I love it when you fight.
If we were to bump into each other again, where would you rather it be:
A: In a...
– Letter from Ex, Slow Brown Fireworks (via nevver)
Davina is such a babe.
Well i feel like shit on a stick
no way can i gig in the pub tomorrow… no matter now much i med myself up.
Throw your legs in the air and tell yourself...
Today my trumpet teacher said "just blow it and it...
he meant the top notes of my register…
(giggle)
Why are you doubting me now?
June 2010
67 posts
The one who creeps in corridoors and doesn't make...