To Knights Templar: good luck stopping me smoking all week. give it a few hours on the coach and i’ll give you such hell that you’ll be lighting them for me.
Slam Bake/Sam Blake drew blood
massive scratch down the inside of my thigh, the day before i go on holiday
Stinging like a bitch.
NATALIE McDonald, who appears on page 159 of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, was a real person. She was a nine-year-old girl from Toronto, Canada, who was dying of leukaemia. She wrote to JK Rowling asking what was going to happen in the next Harry Potter book as she would not live long enough to read it. The kindly author emailed back, but Natalie had died a day earlier. In tribute, she became a first-year student at Hogwarts named by the Sorting Hat in Gryffindor - the house for the brave at heart - in the fourth book. When Rowling was later in Canada for a promotional tour she visited the McDonald family.
why J.K. rocks.
I went to see twilight tonight.
Okay so I haven’t seen the first two, so that may have slightly affected my opinion on the matter but, still, it was fucking shit.
I hate to break it to you girls but Edward Cullen is a vampire, therefore he does not have a blood flow, therefore he cannot get an erection, therefore he cannot have sex.
Best twilight review i’ve ever read.
classic
this is beautifulNick Conroy is my new favorite person.
HE IS A KEEPER.
hearconcealed: sidlantis: -bears: applecrumbs: flickflickflicker: (via)
Oh my goodness. I absolutely adore this.
About me
Hai. Im Florence (Flo/Flosif/FloRida/Bitchwhore) Music is my life, eventually i want to be a producer, i'll do whatever it takes to do it. Im going to just kinda go with whatever i do, and fuck off regrets. Im 6ft and lanky as fuck, and it occasionally makes me angry. Most of the stuff i post is pointless and hilarious, 80% is reblog. deal with it. Peace and love x
oh yeah and i live near London, i have an opinion but am open minded to other peoples. to the bar?
